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PostPosted: Nov 2nd, '07, 14:36 
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Live Readings to Mrs. Jameson's 3rd Grade Class
Transcribed by Joseph Mennen

Jack & Jill - as read by Scyla Revanos

"Jack and Jill went up the hill..."

"...to fetch a pail of water"

"Jack fell down, and broke his crown..."

"..."

"Then he rose as the undead and had to be destroyed by Jill, who failed. I know this because I led them both to Noch'Deran, after vaporizing their rotted animated corpses with a burst of divine light, thus freeing them from that cursed existance."

-at this point a child starts to weep in the back row-

"..."

"Let this be a lesson to you. Never seek water in a graveyard. You will find only death."

The End

Watch for Part 2, There Was An Old Lady Who Lived In A Shoe - as read by Pelgrin Swordjust coming soon to a bookstore near you

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I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain.
Somehow I'm still here to explain,
That the darkest hour never comes in the night.
You can sleep with a gun.
When you gonna wake up and fight... for yourself?


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(( That is -the- most funniest thing I've read in ages!


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