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Wicked Game
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Posted: Nov 2nd, '07, 14:36 |
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Joined: May 24th, '05, 00:48 Posts: 467 Location: Geek Haven
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Live Readings to Mrs. Jameson's 3rd Grade Class
Transcribed by Joseph Mennen
Jack & Jill - as read by Scyla Revanos
"Jack and Jill went up the hill..."
"...to fetch a pail of water"
"Jack fell down, and broke his crown..."
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"Then he rose as the undead and had to be destroyed by Jill, who failed. I know this because I led them both to Noch'Deran, after vaporizing their rotted animated corpses with a burst of divine light, thus freeing them from that cursed existance."
-at this point a child starts to weep in the back row-
"..."
"Let this be a lesson to you. Never seek water in a graveyard. You will find only death."
The End
Watch for Part 2, There Was An Old Lady Who Lived In A Shoe - as read by Pelgrin Swordjust coming soon to a bookstore near you
_________________ I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain. Somehow I'm still here to explain, That the darkest hour never comes in the night. You can sleep with a gun. When you gonna wake up and fight... for yourself?
Last edited by Wicked Game on Nov 2nd, '07, 21:07, edited 1 time in total.
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orizvi
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Posted: Nov 2nd, '07, 20:40 |
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(( That is -the- most funniest thing I've read in ages!
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