I've purposely found one that fits the bill.
One off cost of £20.00, minimum top up of £10 (so £30), then pay £2.00 for one days internet and they give the next 30 free.
I'm only here for 3 weeks and i earn more than enough money per 2 weeks to cover the £30 loss. I'm more than happy to do it as a one off and keep the dongle in case somewhere else decides that playing games is worse than paedophilia.
Like i say, they won't forward ports, they won't budge on what they've done. It's against their policy to let visitors play games for some reason or other which to me seems like micromanaging peoples free time, which seems a bit comunistical.
I'll have to put up with shit latency for 3 weeks. No big deal.
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